It’s incredible how many silly conspiracy theories there are out there.
Some people actually believe that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin never landed
on the moon; that Princess Di was assassinated at the behest of the British
royal family; that Paul McCartney was decapitated in a 1966 car wreck (but
subsequently replaced by a lookalike Beatle), and/or that the condensation
trails behind airplanes are actually toxic biological agents being spread by
rogue scientists to keep America’s population down (or to manipulate the
weather; take your pick).
Phony conspiracy theories are just plain stupid.
Except for a genuine one that’s currently hiding right under our collective noses.
A longstanding elite cabal is bent on controlling America. They’ve taken over the United States government on several occasions in our nation’s history; in fact, they held the White House for a dozen consecutive years nearly a century and a half ago. But after their seeming demise, this covert group’s descendants have returned, more determined than ever to undermine our democracy. They’ve controlled the White House since January 2009, and there’s no end in sight to their clandestine reign.
For a time it appeared the mysterious, traitorous cult that had controlled the White House for those dozen years had been eliminated. In the 87 years following Garfield’s assassination in 1881, the Svengali-like secret society actually ran their own candidate for the presidency eight times and did multiple times under the cover of each major American political party! Fortunately Democrats William Jennings Bryan (1896, 1900, and 1908), John W. Davis (1924) and Al Smith (1928), along with Republicans Thomas Dewey (1944 and 1948) and Richard Nixon (1960), were all rebuffed by a reasonably savvy American electorate.
But the election of 1968 proved America’s long-concealed usurpers were still alive and well, and had it not been for vice-president Spiro Agnew stepping down in 1973, they’d have kept power after President Nixon’s ignominious resignation the following year. Thankfully Gerald Ford’s taking office ushered in over three decades of traitor-free presidencies.
But like other scourges throughout history, this one wouldn’t die, and after
unsuccessfully attempting to claim the White House through John Kerry in 2004,
the schemers regained power with Barack Obama’s election in 2008, and have held
it continuously since then.
The scoundrels who’ve been running America recently intend to keep power indefinitely, and with Mike Pence and Marco Rubio waiting in the wings, they just might. For the first time in United States history, the White House has been occupied for more than 13 consecutive years by presidents with exactly five letters in their last name.
Men with five-letter surnames intend to hold power forever, and until such time as concerned citizens rise up to defeat them, they just might. Wake up, America!
Rational persons should know enough to dismiss every outlandish conspiracy theory.
Except this one. <